Posted by: judy | May 26, 2009

‘Climate Control’ — Friendly Foods

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Oh thank goodness for government research and brilliance! It has been discovered and reported that WE CAN SAVE THE PLANET by altering our intake of ‘high carbon’ foods!

GIVE up lamb roasts and save the planet. Government advisers are developing menus to combat climate change by cutting out “high carbon” food such as meat from sheep, whose burping poses a serious threat to the environment.

Rest assured; the U.S. government and our tax dollars are working with food and beverage companies to determine their ‘carbon footprint.’

Burping of the Lambs Blows Roast Off the Table.

New Zealand provides valuable research.

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Responses

  1. These guys in power are getting nuttier by the minute!

  2. I love the response from Mike, in Barnham, England!

    He quips, “…surely all the hot air from the house of commons must contribute to global warming…”

    Very funny!


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